Fairly Easy

I can't stop laughing while going through Nury Vittachi writing 'Easy as pie'...sharing the laughter with my 12 years old girl...

"Ha...ha...even morons can score. How I wish these are the UPSR questions..."my daughter exclaimed...

Now, wish to share the world's easiest entrance exam created by Nury

GENERAL KNOWLEDGE
1. Greens are a healthy vegetable. What colour are they?
2. What time is it when both hands are on the 12?
3. What does UN (united Nations) stand for?
4. How many weeks are there in a two-week period?
5. What do coffee shops sell?

MATHEMATICS
1. A bald man's hair is 0.0 inches long. Convert this to cm.
2. If I had three apples in my left hand, how many apples would I have in my left hand?
3. If two and two equal four on every day of a week, what does two and two equal on Tuesdays?

HISTORY
1. What was Henry VIII's personal name?
2. What was Chairman Mao's surname?
3. What rank was Admiral Nelson?
4. How many rules are there in The Ten Commandments?

GEOGRAPHY
1. What language do Dutch-speakers speak?
2. What country is the Queen of Denmark queen of?
3. Where is the North Pole?
4. Name the moon which revolves around the planet earth?

BIOLOGY
1. Bird's are type of bird. True/false.
2. What insects do anteaters eat?
3. What is the breast colour of a robin redbreast?
4. How many cells do single-celled amoebas have?
5. What substance do woodpeckers peck?

See what I mean? May be our school going kids will have these type of exam questions as teachers are not satisfied with the new transfer policy...